Sunday, October 31, 2010

Vote for Cholent!

This coming Tuesday, November the 2
is an important day for me and for you.

All Americans from there and from here
will exercise their right to vote this year

Your vote is of course your very own choice.
That is where you have a voice.

I implore you to make the right choice this Tuesday
Vote for cholent and kugel, ok?

Get out the vote. Tell all your friends
before this year's election day ends.

Let everyone know what you want this Shabbat.
Cholent and kugel and everything hot.

So when the polls open on November the 2,
Sponsor the kiddush so we can have hot food

Go to mtsinaishul.com to pay.
Hurry before the end of Election day!

If we don't get enough money before we shop,
the kiddush might just have to stop. {Gasp!}

So sponsor the kiddush with all of your money
Even if you don't think this poem is funny

Think of us as you vote in this great nation
And thank you so much for your generous donation!

<3
Co-chair, The "stalking ppl and getting them to sponsor things" committee


p.s. the author of this poem does not endorse any specific candidates. but I wish the commercials would stop.
p.p.s. I wouldn't mind seeing this commercial again - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE
and this one - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkd5dJIVjgM

p.p.p.s. If you got this email and wish to be taken off this list, just let me know. Sorry for the bother. No hard feelings.