Q: What's black & white and red all over?

A: Black & white cookies that gave me a boo boo!

I was helping to set up for the kiddush at my shul - which you should all do - next kiddush is Jan. 13 - see you all there! - and I was trying to open the box of black & white cookies. The edges of those boxes are so sharp that the box sliced my finger! Ouch! Why do they make those plastic boxes with such sharp edges?! Are they trying to child-proof them so that kids don't eat too much junk? But the kids are gonna try anyways, so now they will eat the cookies and get fat, and also get hurt in the process. Good going, cookie box man!