Why am I always the last to know?!
I had the following conversation a while ago. I'm going to really change the names b/c they are unimportant except that I can't follow pronouns so I need some names there. Except I'm not chaning my name b/c that would just be silly.
Andy: Hey...blah blah blah....normal conversation.....So are you dating Herbie?
Me: Sadly, no. Why do you ask?
Andy: A friend of mine wanted to know.
Me: Reeeeally... Why?
Andy: Because he saw you two talking.
Lesson number 1: If a girl is talking to a guy, it must be that she's dating him. Why else on earth would she be talking to him? Seriously?
If you thought that conversation was ridiculous, check this one out. I recently emailed a few friends - by a few, I mean a lot. One of them wrote back to me asking if I was going out with "Herbie". She inferred that from something I had written in the email. So I told her that we are not going out but that she is not the first person to think that. I then told her that if she hears that "Herbie" and I are engaged before I hear about it, she should let me know.
Lesson number 2: If you mention a boy in an email, you must be dating him.
Apparently, more ppl know about my dating life than I do. So if any of you out there know anything about my dating life, can you please let me know? That would help me out a lot! Thanx so much.
posted by Sameach18 @ 8:30 PM
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6 Comments:
i think i know who herbie is
Damn I've been unmasked!
People often ask if you are doing/want to do something when they know that right now it may not be true in hopes that in the future it will be.
I.E.
I have chocolate. Friend wants chocolate.
Friend: You know you want to give me a peice.
With that subtle suggestion, it becomes true.
Maybe this is the point here with herbie?
herbie's hot
This, my friends, is how rumors get started...
do not date anyone with the name Herbie.. or at least come up with better Pseudonyms and teach me how to spell!
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