Down with Hypocrisy

I hate hypocrisy. I can not stand when someone says something to me and then does the opposite. For example, the other day, I was clicking my pen on and off. I will admit it got annoying. So my favorite coworker yelled at me to stop. Ok. I did. Meanwhile, she sits at her desk clicking away as if someone is going to break her hands. Well guess what, favorite coworker! I am going to break your hands if you don't stop clicking that pen! I love you!