Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Survival Tip #28

Long hair and large machines do Not mix.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006


The phone company did not write down everyone's name, address and phone number - in abc order - just because they were bored. It seems like people who call my office don't realize that. Now you know.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Survival Tip #420

When pouring liquid into a cup, don't let go of the cup - unless the floor is thirsty.