Friday, June 29, 2007

How many __________ does it take to change a lightbulb?

In case you were wondering how many polish people it takes to change a lightbulb, the correct factual answer is 3. I have the following story to prove it.
A friend of mine went on March of the Living a few years ago as an advisor/counselor/whatever they call it. He said one night in Poland, as he was walking around the "hotel", making sure all the kids were in their rooms, he noticed one room where the light was flashing on and off. He stopped in the room and asked the kids what was going on in there. He saw them flipping the lightswitch up and down, up and down, on and off, on and off. He asked them what the hello they are doing. They told him they were trying to burn out the lightbulb so that they could then call the desk and get someone to come change it and they they could finally know the answer to "How many polish people does it take to change a lightbulb?". Being a responsible advisor, he could not let this go on. But being curious and having a sense of humor, he did, and he stayed to find out the answer. Eventually, they wore out the lightbulb and they called down to the front desk and asked them to send someone up to change the lightbulb. A few minutes later, into their room walked 3 men with a ladder. So there you have it. How many polish people does it take to change a lightbulb? The correct factual proven answer is 3.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Aah....the ironies of life....

Your Career Type: Artistic

You are expressive, original, and independent.

Your talents lie in your artistic abilities: creative writing, drama, crafts, music, or art.

You would make an excellent:

Actor - Art Teacher - Book Editor

Clothes Designer - Comedian - Composer

Dancer - DJ - Graphic Designer

Illustrator - Musician - Sculptor

The worst career options for your are conventional careers, like bank teller or secretary.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Totally 80's

You Are 68% A Child of the 80s

Not only did you experience the 80s... you are practically an expert.
You should be totally stoked!